Monday, January 26, 2009

Money doesn't grow on trees

But why not?

This would make my life infinitely easier.

Imagine this... You wake up in the morning to the beautiful sun shine. You go fetch that first cup of delicious coffee to wake you up. You find the mail and begin to open. Oh no... a bill; it's past due and you still don't have the money to make a substantial payment. Well, that's ok! Money grows on trees, remember? With a spring in your step, you skip happily to the yard and pluck off a couple of fresh, crisp $100 bills, and a nice $50 to get you through the day.

If only my imagination could create such things in real life, I'd be set.

Damn this lack of funds, damn it to hell.

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