1) Get off my ass. Getting so close to my back end that I can no longer see your headlights will not make me go any faster. As a matter of fact, this will give me the urge to slam on my brakes and let you rear-end me... Oh shucks, who would be at fault there? Hello new vehicle for me; Hello high insurance rates for you.
2) Once you pass me, keep going. This is pretty simple. If I'm going so slow that you need to pass me, keep on going once you're in front. Don't hit your brakes and slow down to a slower pace than what I was going. This makes me mad. I'm not nice when I'm mad.
3) Take your foot off the peddal. Riding your brakes is irritating and useless. You are the cause of accidents, stupid. In the winter time, this rule also applies to the gas peddal. When you're trying to take off from a complete stop, flooring it will get you nowhere. You know that asshole who spins his tires and floats into traffic? You're him.
4) Don't cut me off. Simple. Just don't.
aaaand not so much a rule, but, if you're an idiot, I will call the cops. I've done it before, will certainly do it again. I have fantastic memory, I'll be sharing your plate number.
Ok, friends! Drive safe! Seriously... the roads are horrible.
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